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bunsen:

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

there you go

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jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

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ufocottoncandy:

silent-wordsmith:

mollymimieux:

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

We don’t belong here; we never have

they were here first

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Timestamp: 1413781085

ufocottoncandy:

silent-wordsmith:

mollymimieux:

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

We don’t belong here; we never have

they were here first

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theatre-tech:

He even has the math to back it up.

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Timestamp: 1413781044

theatre-tech:

He even has the math to back it up.

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